How I get by

Sometimes, the world is black, and tears run from your eyes. And maybe we'll all get really sick, and maybe, we'll all die.



So, I play Resistance, I can shoot some bad guys up. I can use a handgun or I can use a rifle! I can play online or I can play it single player! Resistance!

Doesn't that look like something that needs to be shot? I think so. I used to not like 1st person shooters. I dunno why, they just got boring to me after a few levels. Then I played The Orange Box. Maybe it was Portal, maybe it was Half-Life (Probably both), but I love them. I play them often and as long as I don't hear tons of swearing, I'm good. There's nothing more cathartic for a bad day than watching someone fly back in recoil from the few rounds you kindly placed into his cranium. If only I could get the hang of online play...

P.S. Why is Sarah the only one following me? Do I need to post about farts? Cause I will if that will put me on the map!